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Hey ya,

Iâ??m the sarcastic laid back kind of guy. Unlike 95% of the profiles I read on here I am not a polyamorous vegan that rides a Schwinn everywhere I go while listening only to local bands. I donâ??t even own a Schwinn right now, not that I would be against owning one in the future. I still see the value in an automobile.

I recently graduated in illustration, though I presently work in a sign shop. Iâ??ve also started to do some freelance graphic design work over the past couple years. As I establish myself in the artistic community, I wouldnâ??t mind doing volunteer work at artistic events/ causes. So if you know of anything peachy, let me know.

My imagination does still tend to run wild. Iâ??m getting more and more into studying astrophysics and spirituality. Attempting to figure out how I can relate that to my work and life in general.

Some of my favorite things to do include painting, drawing, going to concerts, discovering new places that serve sesame chicken, playing Punch-Out on the Wii, going to Wild games, wandering around Museums and just wandering around looking for peachy things in general.

Hey everyone. i'm a fun-loving kid my nickname is "where's the party". I love the vikings...even though i might be the only one. love movies and video games...good thing i'm in school for interactive media design

I am an honest liar. That is to say, I will tell you upfront that I'm a liar. Everything I say afterwards might be circumspect. Keep that in mind. I'd like to think that I'm an honest liar to be a counterbalance to all the pro-honesty propaganda out there. Really, though, it's because the life I make up in my head is much more fun to talk about.

Not that my real life is boring. I just think it lacks editorial control.

I used to live in South Bend, IN. Due to a fortunate set of circumstances concerning a piece of teak, a Geo Storm, and long years of filial animosity, I'm now living in South Minneapolis. With two roommates, one of whom physically abuses me with jointy pain, and the other of whom I've been stalking slowly over the course of five years, completely without my knowledge.

I read voraciously. I mean, I'll settle for the back of a pack of peanuts if I have to, just to have something to read.

I believe that everybody ought to be free to be stupid, that religion is an, admittedly high, art form, and that anybody who opens their eyes for a few minutes could see that the whole damned world is far, far too pretty to concern yourself about the trivial things.

On the other hand, I think it's social acceptable to tell somebody, "Sorry, I've absorbed my Daily Recommended Allowance of crazy. Please go talk to somebody else."

Its Funny how life takes us full circle...I lost you...but only for a short time...Only to be found again. I knew you in another life, and will know of you again in the next. In the last life you were my companion in a passionate journey, and In the present continue to guide me along my journey toward the horizon.

I like to think of myself as a living set of contradictions. I've been around the block a few times, but still have an aura of innocence and naivete that people find charming - for a while, at least. I'm a bright guy who makes inexplicably dumb decisions from time to time. I have hot-and-cool running passions, and there's no telling when the temperature will change.

The one constant in my life is that I've met far more than my share of absolutely incredible people, far more than can be put down to simple good luck. Friends have suggested that there's something about me that attracts such people, though none of us have yet figured out if that's a good or bad thing.

I am a coffee drinking, book reading, internet chatting, quick learning person who loves to meet new people and try new things. I can be shy at first (depending on the situation) but open up around friends. I forget people can see me when driving, and often sing at the top of my lungs. I dislike narrow-minded, I can't spell and I love people who can make me laugh. I HATE the word hate, I love to laugh and I almost always try to look on the bright side. I hate picking where to go to eat for dinner, and I'm an open book when it comes to who I am so if your curious about something- just ask!

I've lived in Minnesota since I was 11. I'm a pretty laid back person who loves MN sports teams, especially the Twins.
I like going to movies, sporting events and hanging out. I'm a good listener who likes to relax and have fun.

It really is hard to sum up yourself in one paragraph, isn't it. The main thing I can say about myself is that I'm loyal, kind and delightfully offbeat. I've spent most of my life in the country. I love riding motorcycles(still working on getting my own) and watching the Green Bay Packers. I play video games and one of my favorite things is picking a random direction and walking for about an hour just to see where I end up. Love the outdoors. hunting, fishing, camping, pretty much any excuse to get out of the cities for a couple of days.

Hello, I am a stocky viking who enjoys gaming and spending time with friends, online and off.

My name is Maria and I'm 18 years old. I tend to think a little too much. I love hanging out with my friends and having a good time. I'm still working on high school. I'm also a nerd haha I enjoy playing my x-box 360 when I have time. I like to smoke weed and cigs.

Hi, I'm new to this site and the first thing I see is the whole putting brackets around the things I like to do, doesnt make sense but whatever...so here goes...

I work a normal 9-5 live on my own...in my free time I like to do alot of things remix music, Its a passion of mine. Sorta a strange nack I suppose with sampling artists, chill out with a good movie, (which includes everything from drama to action to comedies. kick back with my xbox 360... In my spare time I am either cleaning the house, doing luandry and just chillin out.

**Updated: Moved in with roomates - much easier and makes life more interesting.**

there is more to me then just that, but this is the ice breaker remeber...

FYI....for those of you looking for me to have a filter on what I say, you will be sadly mistaken because it wont happen. I make no apologize for what I say or how I say it...you can take it for what its worth and however you decided to understand what I am say in your head is your own problem not mine...just wanted to get that point across...

I'm looking for that imprefect perfect love....we all have flaws, we all have differances and beliefes that we wont back down from, and yet to find someone whom will love unconditionally without question or hesitation..someone whom will take me for whom I am and what I do will strive to understand me..someone whom will want to grow and explore not only the outdoors, the nature, but eachother both mentally and physcally...want to grow and strive together better one another...want each other not need each other...

Looks wise I like bigger women, I find them sexier. I find them to be more interesting mentally, not to mention cuddling, I want to hold a person and not feel like I am holding a skeliton...and truth be told chubby/bigger chicks just plain fuck better...they are down for more and play so much more wilder in bed..you and push the limits and not worry about bounderies...with a skinny chick you gotta worry about playing to rough and breaking her in half..

more to come...

I am 26 years old and I have to admit I love my PS2 and I'm addicted to Asian dramas. I love dancing, writing, and learning about different cultures and languages. Simple things make me happy and make me smile. I love who I am and who I can potentially be. Education is priority in my world, as I am currently a second year grad student.

I'm looking to make friends with people that are confident, open minded, and chilled. Ifyou are looking for a potential friend I welcome you with a solid air high five. If you don't know what that is...you're missing out!

I'm not really a hippy, but very much appreciate unity among people. I am a huge fan of hugging and Eskimo kisses. I don't hug trees, but I recycle. I am very active on within my community and unfortunately I have no shame.

Lastly, I want to reiterate, I like to watch dramas not be a part of them. If you like to have fun and live stress free, then hit me up. Weâ??ll see what happens. Oh and guys with a large vocabulary are sexy!

I am a new single mom whom is trying to get her life back on track and I am succeeding it everyday! I am terrible about writing about myself so please bare with me.

all of my friends say i am one of the nicest people they know.

I am 42 yrs. old. I am 5'8 and have a voluptuous build. I have long, thick, brownish auburn hair. I also have green eyes. I am a very honest, strong, caring, compassionate person. I am faithful, loyal and a good listener. I have a passionate, sensual side. I love to kiss, hug, cuddle and hold hands with the man in my life!

I have many interests such as, music, live bands, karaoke, dancing, comedy clubs, movies, cooking, fairs, festivals, zoos, outdoors, cabins, camping, boating and bonfires. I like staying home with my special someone and cooking dinner together and watching a movie. I would love to go 4wheeling or snowmobiling, I have not been snowmobiling since I was a child.

i am looking for 1 female willing to be trained as my beloved slave girl and serve me alongside pixie ,she doesn't need experience we will train her and eventually she would become part of us and might be asked to be permanently collared pet part of my triad and devoting herself to me , im some what of a sadist so a maso would be a plus but not a must i am seeking a follower not a leader and someone who will follow rules even if they dont agree with some they can be discussed

I enjoy people and nature. Family and friends are very important to me. I'm a birder, a pescatarian, and a great listener. Sometimes I'm shy initially, but I'm animated and funny with people I know. I love bird and wildlife watching. I participate in various local, national, and international bird-, animal-, and wildlife-based charities and organizations. Being outdoors and leisurely taking in this world's natural beauty are adventures I thoroughly enjoy. Travelling (both near and far) and finding new birds, animals, people, places, and experiences excites me. I like hand-held video games (Playstation, Wii, etc) and any group board-type games. Team sports don't really interest me. I love movies and music. I highly value self-expression. I'll often break into song and dance to entertain myself and others. Being silly is a natural talent! I'm open-minded and I enjoy learning about new things. Currently, I'm making steps to live a greener life. Just recently, I've begun to cook (and, thus far, like it). I'm passionate, silly, and spontaneous. I TRULY enjoy being myself!

Well, my name is Jesse. I am living in Bloomington, and I love going out and having a blast and meeting new people. My friends tell me that I light up a room, and I can make anyone laugh. I love doing random things, like going to a park late at night and just laying in the grass and talking and staring at the stars. Among the other normal things such as clubbing, hanging out with friends, going to parties/social gatherings, I like going out and trying new things, new places are always fun because I like adventures with the people that matter most to me. If you want to know more, don't be shy :) Just ask!

To whom it may concern:

Hello. I'm a nerd. Yes that's right I have finally come to the conclusion that that is what I am. In fact I'm going to proclaim my self the �King of the Nerds.� I am the quintessential INFP, and if you don't know what that means go here (http://typelogic.com/infp.html)

I moved back to MN from Casper, WY approximately five months ago, so I'm still kinda settling in. I graduated from Bemidji State University with a BS in Elementary Education, but now I've returned to college for a degree in computer technology.

I love the outdoors, especially visiting National Parks. Having lived in Wyoming for the past two years, I visited Yellowstone three times, Rocky Mountains once, and the Black Hills twice.

I read a lot. In fact, I am always fighting my bibliophile tendencies. I have a small obsession with Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series, Tolkein's Lord of the Rings, and Steven King's Dark Tower. If I'm not reading, I'm probably either on my computer, watching TV (Sci-Fi or History channel), enjoying a good movie, or just hanging with my friends.

I am looking for a respectful, openminded, fun lady between the ages of 18 and 25. I enjoy riding my bike, playing video games, watching movies, traveling (the Caribbean, LA, and Florida), bowling and frizzbe golf, hanging out with friends and family, listening to music (r&b, rap, oldies, and country)and watching sports (hockey, baseball, and football).
i am 23 of age i am look things do people to see
I am join group and maybe moving in 2010 with some one
I live in group home since 8 grade
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I am kind, compassionate and movie buff .I am quite spontaneous in nature. I make my plan on spur of a moment,i tend to be sarcastic.

I am a sports loving person, follow all the sports and I am good in basketball. I like to go to sports bar for drink and game at a same time,I also keep up with my reading and try to be updated with whats happenings around.I keep myself fit my jogging everyday,I believe we live in a global village and would love to find someone who feels the same.I love to have conversations on various topics,intelligence,and tattoos are a great turn on.
.I love the quote " If fate doesn't make you laugh you just don't get the joke"....SHANTARAM

I am a 32 year old single parent. I enjoy fishing going on motorcycle rides, walking around the lakes and hanging on the lakes. I am laid back and down to earth. I work hard and play hard to. I have been single for sometime now. I live one day at a time. Most people look at me and see a good person. Cause I am one. I laugh all the time. There has to be humor in most things. One thing I have noticed though is that when people se single parent they click next. Why is that. I am not looking for someone to be my kids parent but for someone to be my other half. My kids are my life. I would like to share it with someone sweet , kind and full of humor.

I'm a man that loves life to the fullest! Meeting new people and having new experiences is truly on of life's greatest joys. Some of the things I enjoy doing are mountain biking, exercising, exploring nature, playing basketball and hanging out with family and friends. I have a very charming and witty personality, and I can always put a smile on your face even in times of doubt. Not to mention that I have a heart that's bigger then any ocean, brighter then any star, and stronger then any force of nature. I'm also a very creative person. I love fine art, painting, architecture, and design too!

I work in IT Security, and absolutely love my job. I am dedicated strive to move up in my career. I have just recently moved to Minnesota and really liking it so far. I played baseball in college and enjoy watching football. I have also spent some time training horses in high school and college.

I enjoy working out and staying in shape. I want to have fun and meet new people.

Life is good and could be better with a nice gentleman with which to share all the ups and downs. I'm 66, 5'5" and 117 pounds.

Hi my name is Tim I guess I am a regular guy I like cars motorcycles working out and things of that nature. I not into the hunting fishing thing too much. I am 26 years old I live in Bloomington with my two dogs an American bulldog and a pittbull

Being raised a mama's boy for the first 11 years of my life has had lasting effects. I have amalgamated the wisdom of my many mentors for the years since. I value truth, seek wisdom, and toil with patience.

I used to live on the beach in Florida and loved it. In my opinion there is nothing like walking for miles along the ocean. I was a competitive swimmer from ages 5 - 16 so I am right at home in the water.

I have always enjoyed venturing off into the woods and get out to play disc golf every so often. I would still like to play tennis, soccer, and beach volleyball but haven't pursued any of those in a couple years now.

I love to eat out at new places and try new foods, it makes me a better cook. A few of my old favorites are Chang Mai Thai, Punch pizza, and La Fonda's. After I got out of the Navy I spent a lot of time in bars and became and avid pool and dart player.

I am an experiential learner and really like to try new things but I make a lot of mistakes. I am not much of a thrill seeker, I value my life tremendously and prefer to stay safe.

I am pretty good on the computer, I have a knack for finding whatever it is I am looking for.

I am a smart-ass and my humor is often dry.

Ok I'm changing all of this.

Hi.

Me: I am 51 yrs. old or young, depends on how you look at things. I've been divorced a long time now, 20 yrs. give or take a couple. Two kids 28 and 27, girl and boy. Man and Woman now I guess.

I've had a few relationships since then, a couple that I wish would have worked out and a couple that I'm glad didn't.

What would be ideal would be to finally meet, get to know the one I'm supposed to be with. I do believe there is such a thing.

I am a pretty sarcastic person and am good at getting people to see the funny side of things. I am also really talkative, and really enjoy walking around parks and talking for hours on nice summer days, or chilling at restaurants catching up with friends.

I'm not really into going out to bars regularly, and most of the time would rather just drink with friends by a pool, the exception being for trivia which I love to do. I am a huge fan of live music and festivals, and love to watch stand up comedy.

I am a pretty big nerd and my free time is often spent gaming with my friends. I fairly recently decided that I liked Celtic music enough to learn how to play the Violin and Harmonica, so most of my free time not spent with my friends involves attempting to get better at one of those.

Hi, and welcome to my page. Iâ??ve worn a lot of different hats in my day, hereâ??s a little about me: I graduated from college with a degree in Entrepreneurship from the University of St. Thomas. Iâ??ve owned a couple different businesses and have since sold them. I've worked in a lot of different industries such as real estate, device manufacturing, and wireless communications. I try to never over project more than what I am. Now why would I want to do that!! Lol During my favorite season of summer, you will find me on my friends boat every Saturday, or riding my motorcycle. In the winter, you'll find me wearing purple clothing rooting for the Vikings on Sunday. Cooking can be enjoyable for me and I tend to specialize in skillet breakfasts and surf and turf for dinner. I'm also not the player or one night stand kind of guy. I enjoy getting to know someone and finding out what makes them tick. I'm sort of an introvert when it comes to my personality. However, I can fool people sometimes when I feel the need to take over and carry a conversation and get my energy from others, so I've been known to flip at times. Cigarettes bum be out although I wonâ??t hold it against you if you light up. I have several friends that do, dang it!! I enjoy working out at Lifetime Fitness a couple times a week to stay in shape. I use to work for a big financial services company as a mortgage banker and letâ??s just say that gig had its challenges!! I've started a new business. Its purpose is to sell an attitude though apparel. This is long way from the mortgage biz, which I don't seem to miss anymore. Thanks for stopping by, hope you send me a friends request, itâ??s lonely out here in Cupid world for me now!!

I have spent most of my life as a professional housewife, raising kids and running a home, but after a long divorce a few years ago am now reassessing my life and looking for a new partner.

I am somewhat traditional and old fashioned, you might say, and don't find it easy to meet men which is why I am here.

I am looking for a relationship with a man who knows what he feels and needs, and is already established in a career, financially stable and has "found" himself. I like doing many things and am a great cook. You must love children, animals and old people. Serious inquiries only please ~ I am too old to be flirting around with witty repartee...

hi, my name is james and am looking to meet new people

Well im never good at these things...but here it goes.

I am an honest, loving, fun person with a good sense of humor. I am ultimately looking for a good (or really bad) lady to share life with. Don't let that scare you -- I also like to fool around.

This is my least favorite thing about filling out an OK Cupid profile. Argh.

Hello, I'm Eric. I am 31. Yikes, when did that happen??

I play in a rock band, talk on the radio, and work with kids. I work all the time, but I love everything I do. I don't think anything in life is more important than being truly happy. Which can sometimes sound selfish, but in the grand scheme of things, isn't everything selfish??

With that being said, I try to do things with my life that make me happy.

Also, I really like baseball. A lot.

I love meeting new people... and I'm open to all kinds of new experiences and ideas. I'd much rather skip the drawn out email exchange and just get together and hang out. What do you think?

Well, I like to think that I'm a pretty ordinary guy. I've just graduated from college and now have a fancy piece of paper the certifies how smart I am. I can be very optimistic, and also very cynical. I really do not believe that I am easily placed into any stereotypical category, and try to cultivate an interest in a wide variety of areas.

I really enjoy a great many things. I've always been very interested in and appreciative of art, though I'm not very good at it myself. I love writing, and wish I had a bit longer of an attention span so that I could actually commit to finishing one of the many stories I've begun over the years. I did extemp. speech in high school, and thought that was pretty fun, and as a result don't really have any fear of public speaking, and I'm always down for a friendly debate. I also had some classical voice training during high school, although I haven't kept up with it much these past few years (I'd like to get back in to singing though). The last few years I've been taking a lot of science courses in preparation for the MCAT. I've really come to love science (as long as it doesn't require me to do much calculus level math), with biology/medicine probably being my favorites (next to psychology, of course).

I like to think of myself as being a very empathetic person, sometimes even too empathetic for my own good. Despite my award of being "less compassionate" I tend to go out of my way to help people out if I'm able. If you're close to me I will go above and beyond in supporting and assisting you in whatever way you need. I think honesty is very important, but I also understand and respect the role of privacy in every person's life. Total and complete honesty is a nice ideal, but may be a little unrealistic. White lies are bound to occur now and then, and there will always be some items that one would rather keep private. Those big lies? I don't understand why people bother with them, to be honest. Way too much effort goes in to coming up with the lie, remembering which lie you told to who, and keeping the lie going to make it practical (much less ethical). It all seems like it would be very stressful.

Above all, I hope to always keep learning, and to never stop improving myself. There is too much brilliance and wonder in this world to ever have an excuse to be bored, or to ever go a single day without learning at least 1 new thing.

well first and most important ..i dont respond to ads without a picture...sorry but i want to see what your workin with! so ive been doing this on-line dating for a while now and to say the least it is very interesting! i have met some great guys , just not the one for me or i wasnt the one for them. im still very optomistic with my search and know the right one is out there for everyone!just a few reminders..if you are unemployed, dont have a car and/or live with your parents DO NOT contact me..i live a stable life and expect the same.i dont date men who smoke and i dont drink so if that bothers you or you think your drinking style would bother me its best you go to the next profile. also im not on here to find some easy lay, i can find that..its a real relationship i want...other than that i think we could talk!!

I am...
still wandering in the wilderness. I overthink everything. I criticize too much and create too little. I can never live up to my own standards... But for all that, I guess I'm good at making other people happy, and maybe that's all that matters.

I like... woodcuts, color theory, phonetics, cobalt drier, linseed oil, all flavors of quarks, taxonomy, family crests, Jorge Luis Borges and...

...nothing else.

Family is important to me. Yes, I still go home for Sunday dinner. People say I'm a pretty classy guy. So, I guess I'm looking for a classy lady, that isn't afraid to take risks. I ride my motorcycle (when it's nice out), I play in a band (music is my life), tattoos are cool, piercings are cool too (although I don't have any piercings, but I do have tattoos). I love being outside. I like to make people laugh. I live for the adrenaline rush. Everybody is a little wierd, even me, so that's a must too. You gotta be wierd.

I was born in California, raised in Colorado, but have now spent ten winters in Minnesota. I maintain that counting winters should be the only measure of time here. I've done a lot of studying here, and a little working. I've tried to leave more than once...but it seems Minnesota isn't done with me yet. The really strange thing is....after winter number seven, I actually started to love it here:)

Hi there! I'm 31 years old. I'd really like to find someone to settle down with - though with that said, I also like to make new friends. I have some pretty far reaching interests - I love hiking and camping, road trips. video games and discovering new music. I also enjoy watching hockey. I'm a chubby guy, and while I'm working on that, I'm not obsessed about my body weight, so you shouldn't be either. I like to have lively, respectful conversations about art, religion and politics, but I don't like arguments or disrespectful debate. I enjoy trying new things, whether it be outdoor activities or ethnic food.

Perhaps I should be in bed, sleeping or otherwise. Instead I am marketing my Unique and Sexy personality on the internet, serving up a construct of myself for your consumption. Man, if I read that in someone else's profile, I would think, "What a fucking nerd." But it's not nerdy! I am Unique! I am Sexy! Ok, Cupid? Ok?!

Let me start up by saying im not very good at the whole talking about myself thing, so send me a message before you move away from my page, even if it is to just say whats up. i like people.

Im Libertarian

I love the aesthetics in life, although I rarely make the time to enjoy them.

I'm an anti-globalist, real power needs to lie in grassroots and local governing.

Minnesota lacks good radio, you can thank clear channel for that, although NPR has some okay content.

Talk to me if you want the full story, im not good at explaining myself to a web page.

I don't believe chivalry is dead, it's just less common. Not only should guys respect women, people should just respect others more in general. pretty common sense.

I love the outdoors, life is an amazing thing and when we stop to enjoy the little things everything feels more worth it.

If you look at my info: I am not a druggie. I am 420 friendly and will partake. But I don't let it get in the way of my rhythm of life. Most things are fine in moderation. Too much of anything can be a bad thing.

What to say....I love my friends and family,they are the most important things in my life. I love to laugh and tend to have an obscure sense of humor (the only one in the room laughingâ??yeah that's me!) I love to have fun. My friends and I know how to throw a hell of a party! The older I get the more I feel like just staying home with a movie and popcorn (best with someone to cuddle with!). I love to be around people, almost to a fault when I'm single I tend to be out a lot more than when I have someone to stay home with! These days I'm perfectly content to spend a saturday night at home cooking a new dish for close friends and sipping on "beverage of choice". The bar scene has gotten old and I could do without that for the most part. I tend to consider myself an extrovert, but with a very deep, thoughtful side. Sometimes I ponder deep very philosophical issues.... Hum........ J/K! I like to know how things work, and why things happen...

I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family, and expect the same in return. It takes me a while to open up and trust people, but once I do you've got a friend for life! On the same page though, if you cross me, I'm not likely to forget (but I always try to forgive)!

I love animals, in particular, dogs! I don't have any kids but my dog, Riley, pretty much fills that role. The dog park has become one of our favorite places to visit (weather permitting). I love to be on (or in) the waterâ??swimming, boating, floating on a tube! I like to meet interesting people; variety is the spice of life! I will try (almost) anything once. I love to travel and hope to do much more in the future!

I like making friends before anything else. It seems that doing it the other way around leads to disaster. No really, don't make me have to smack a bitch. I have given up the big dream that life will all work out to be happily ever after no matter what romantic concept you subscribe to. It's bullshit, and if you think it can happen, then I have some really nice beachfront property to sell you in Upstate New York.

I'm a very strong Myers-Briggs ENFP (Champion / Advocate). Supposedly we are only about 2% - 3% of the population, so I'm a special snowflake. Or something. I'm a great idea person, but I suck at follow through. We are supposedly assertive (nickname: Despot), life-loving (at times), charismatic (duh), passionate (see zodiac sign), experimental (I'll try anything twice) and upbeat (can't win em all). I obviously fail at the upbeat sometimes, but the rest are pretty spot on. Oddly enough no matter how strong the E is in me, I still am seriously shy around new people or in large groups.

I am a fiscal conservative and a social liberal. If the world worked the way I wished it did, I'd be a socialist, but I'm a realist and don't have that much faith in humanity. I'm strongly Libertarian according to the Political Compass. Politics are something I avoid wasting too much time on lately, as school is already stressful enough.

If you're smart enough you can get in touch with me via any IM protocol out there, you just need to figure out how. Maybe we can be friends! Then, we can hang out with my friends, and me with your friends. Then we'll all make more friends!

Top 10 Quasi-Relevant Things I want you to know about me:

1. I'll gladly lie about how we met and edit out the part where we were both sad little mammals cruising the web for companions.

2. I'll never suggest that Dr. Phil's latest book could really help you learn to be a better man.

3. I won't expect you to lift heavy objects for me. (But if you do, I will compliment you on your manly nature, and say thank you.)

4. I know who I am. Most days I can look myself in the eye (with aid of a mirror) and say "HEY, YOU DON'T SUCK!"

5. I'm easily amused and disgustingly loyal.

6. I will refer to a "jackass" as a "jackass" or "total, fucking jackass" (when appropriate). I will also insist it makes me charming.

7. I prefer the neighborhood dive rather than the manufactured hipster haunt.

8. I'll look up inane facts for you on the internet.

9. Dogs and kids like me. (Note: If you are a dog or child I will be unable to date you. Blame "the Man" I'm not the girl making the laws).

10. I'm a good partner in crime and in short, a damn good sport.

I'm a "think before you leap" kinda person
Also very analytical
I'm a pacifist
Drugs are not and never will be my style
I hate confrontation
Nonbeliever in god, yet amazed by religion
I'm secretive and considerably introverted
Life is what you make it

Punk turned professional! I have found a perfect balance between responsibility and escapism. I have a solid career yet make sure I stay young at heart through my love for music and culture. I am sarcastic, playful, flirtatious and affectionate. In social settings I am more comfortable one on one or in small groups but also enjoy DJing for crowds and being the life of the party. I enjoy mellow nights at home watching movies as well as concerts, dancing, dinner dates and sipping a cocktail in a dimly lit lounge.

Hiya~! you have reached Elysium_wings profile, I'm a red head who's into anime, fantasy, and sci-fi (Like Star Trek and Firefly). I like all forms of music; and I'm always wanting to listen to new stuff. I was in theater in high school and continued to enjoy it in college. I enjoy Role playing, and character building. A few board games I really enjoy are Balderdash, Settlers of Catan, Uno, Candy Land, and House on Haunted Hill. I'm also into slash, rough translation it's homo erotica. :) I promise I'm not that scary, I just like my boys. ^~

I have been living in the Minneapolis area for about 1 1/2 years now; after spending the last 5 years of my life in Des Moines Iowa--doing school and other things~ and enjoying all of the activities the twin cities have to offer, (Ren fest, The cultures!! all the LAKES you have, the Midtown Global Market Etc etc..) And I look forward to finding more fun things to do. I am very Extroverted and easy to get along with so don't worry about messaging me!

I am a mess of contradictions is the easiest way to sum me up. I love metal and hard rock. I'll wear my grungiest clothes and go into a mosh pit, in fact I have on several occasions. But the next week I'll put on a some what formal dress and go the Opera where I often times tear up if it's a good one. I love spicy powerful flavor combinations but also love a good subtle mix of flavors. In public I'm well-behaved, polite, and don't swear much, the kind of girl you would take home to meet the family. In bed, not so much, but you get the idea, lol. I love history, culture and learning about new things and people. I feel the best way to do that is through their food. I can sing along with the Mothra song, which my son loves, lol. I know all the words to On a Boat, which will never come in handy but it's a good song none the less. I think Vermillion by Slipknot is a really good romantic song. Oh, I can also tell you how to use a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, because that's what every one should know.

Woot. I likes the Minneapolis. I hates the junk mail I get from spam. I'm sure I'll t hink of more later.

I'm into simple living, progressive politics, bicycling, and having fun.

I like to exercise. I enjoy swimming laps in Lake Nokomis in the warm weather. I enjoy touring (bike camping), the outdoors. I work for a local animal protection group that I co-founded, and that's really important to me. I'm very passionate about animal protection, but I'm also grounded. I have a big extended family in the Cities that I love. I know a lot of people and have lots of friends, but I love to meet more and make stronger connections. I'm outgoing and friendly in smaller groups or one-on-one.

Perhaps the best way to quickly summarize myself is to focus on my contradictions:
I enjoy dumpster-diving AND I have a retirement account

I want to stay in Minnesota forever to be with my friends and family AND I have a strong disdain for social conventions

I have been steadily employed in stable jobs AND I enjoy frugality.

I am outgoing and fun to be around. I make friends quickly and love to make people laugh. I have dry warped sense of humor. I enjoy movies, walks, boating, camping, fishing,ect. I am not here looking for someone I can live with, but someone I can't live without. I am not superficial. Very honest and open. And let me tell you, if you are here looking for a size 4 please stop here and good luck in your search. It's what's in the heart and soul that really matters.

If there is anything you would like to know, please just ask.

Good luck, and keep smiling.

Friends would say that I am kind, funny, and geeky. I am quiet and usually is not the life of the party. I have the oddest thought on my mind sometimes.

I like Anime, Golf, and Video Games. Not limited to just those, but there are way too many things I could invest my time/money/energy into. Perhaps YOU are the one for whom I can focus on.

Hey! I love dancing and potobello mushrooms - mmm-and the movie Amalie. All true! I enjoy lots of music, especially Dave Matthews Band, Coldplay, U2, lots of world music, afro-carribbean, salsa, samba, anything with a beat you can dance to! I am a drummer professionally and in my fantasies, but I make a living from the law. I fought it but the law won. Three grown kids, one in Africa, one in India, and one in Chicago. I travel a bit, I refinished a mahogany runabout boat I like to use for water skiiing and tubing. I downhill ski in the winter, especially when I can go to the mountains, and also swim surrounded by snow then warmed by a fire and a good hot coffee drink! Otherwise I'm a normal sports and movies fanatic, not a couch potato!

I am looking for someone to start out as friends and develop into something more. If nothing but friends comes out of this site that is fine too!

I'm an INTP guy mainly searching for a INTP, INTJ or ENTP woman for a long-term relationship. I currently live in Minnesota but am looking to move to a warmer (much warmer!) location in the near future. I am divorced now since 1996 and currently have a daughter attending college. I like to research a lot of different things and spend much of my time doing that. For recreation and entertainment, I like to ride my bicycle, go to the movies, go to Mexico (and other places), go to the theater, art fairs and I'm usually up for doing most anything on the spur of the moment.

So I have to write something about myself. Bugga.. ok well I'm not exactly a fish out of water but hey it's great to be a little different arround here.

I have no expectations on this site, but await to see what happens. Not sure what I want till I see it, then I might want it.

I look forward to chatting with the unlucky ones! Ha

I am here becasue I like to see what sort of UI okcupid.comes up with. I am not looking for anyone nor do I have it email me when I get a message so there is no point in contacting me.

Thanks

I am a Patrick O'Brian character loosed upon the 20th Century (yes, I know. 21. Yes.). C.S. Forester and E.B. White are other favorite authors, as are Austin, Fforde and Ransome. I really enjoy odd things, and delight in the small details. I love ancient through recent history. There does not appear to be a science that can fail to capture my attention. I write fiction and non-fiction, and play semi-obscure games that don't require electricity. Simply, I am a geek. Science fiction and Fantasy are grand, but my passion is sailing, boats, ships, and everything about the oceans. Also aircraft (aviation was my first love), the space program, and I have an absolutely insane love of language... everything from when "Talk Like A Pirate" day rolls around (I look with scorn on anything that wasn't found in Cordingly or Captain Charles Johnson -who was not Defoe), to the way we talk and use languageâ?¦ language tells us how we see and experience the world; I study several languages, somewhat seriously. On the more social side, I love wine, food (alas, a bit too much) spirits (potable, not seance) and brew my own beer. I tell a fairly good story, and seem to find pleasure in most things. I delight in making people laugh, and it seems to be my superpower. If you like humorists like Spike Milligan, the Pythons, Dara Oâ??Briain, Tommy Tiernan and of course, Eddie Izzard, weâ??ll get along fineâ?¦

Hi! I haven't written an essay yet because I joined OkCupid very recently. This space is where I'll express myself soon though. If you'd like to know more about me, please send me a message. This is the default essay OkCupid fills in for new users who haven't written about themselves yet.

As the name implies, I am new to Minneapolis. I moved here about two years ago from Milwaukee, WI...so far, it's definitely been for the better! I'm a self-confessed geek, I dig graphic novels and the show Heroes like nobody's business. I'm half-tomboy, half-princess, but I think I do each when appropriate. At least, I hope so. *shrugs*

I enjoy books and biking. I am knowledgeable about history. I like rambling through woods in the summertime when I feel like it. I am a fan of Joss Whedon's ouvre. I have two rabbits. I come off as not very talkative. I am a vegetarian, therefore I follow liberal politics.

I'm a leftist, not a Democrat. I believe in the virtues of the middle class, and also in the inequalities and inherent failures of middle-class culture. I am trying to cause 50% less carbon consumption this year than last year. I am compassionate with backsliders, including myself.

I hate driving, and I'm a lazy biker, so I pretty much am only making friends within three miles of home. Which covers most of South Minneapolis, downtown, and near north, plus a slice of St Paul. So more people than I could ever manage to meet anyway.

Well I kinda keep to my self. I'm the kind of person who likes "me time". But I like having friends, and sometimes I dream of having someone to be with, but I'm kinda cautious. My interests include: 1920's and 30's music antique-e type things. Sometimes I feel like I was born too late, like I should have been born in the 20's or something. I also like to do more conventional things like see movies, go out to eat, or shopping. I like picking out clothes. There is more info at my myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/orgelectra

So - you want a self summary eh?

Married fun guy, with a great wife, two awesome kids.

I am betting you are wondering why a married guy is on OKC, showing as available? Well - let's just say my wife and I don't have a traditional relationship . . .

Uh - yeah - that is me . . .

I'm a 24 year old nerd who lives in Minneapolis, MN. I havn't (as of yet) been in a relationship, unfortunately.

I feel it fair to say that I don't consider myself a terribly great prize since I'm mildly overweight (chicks want the guys with bodies~)

My primary interests are video games, anime, international politics, and F&SF books. I get along well with dogs, cats, and occasionally, even stranger things :)

My name is Michael. I was unveiled on the 3rd of May, 1982. Race: human. I am not motivated by money in the slightest so if that's what you are about turn around now. If you have your feet on the ground and head in the stars, read on...

I am nerdy and geeky, and in keeping with stereotypes I am also somewhat introverted (though OKCupid's personality predictor would evidently beg to differ). I work in a profession where I wear a labcoat and understand how to interpret hazard symbols. I'm not quite a mad scientist, yet - the lab I work in is a little too corporate to be making with the diabolical concoctions - but I like to let friends believe that I am. When I'm not working, I enjoy taking classes, birding, hiking, kayaking, dancing, playing Scrabble and other boardgames, reading, baking, and watching roller derby. I also do a few volunteer gigs - this fall I volunteered at a Hawk Observatory in Duluth, I volunteer at a parrot rescue, and I am actively involved with Jewish Community Action - a group that does community organizing around various social justice issues. I have a pair of lovebirds and a quaker parrot. The quaker parrot does talk, but only when *she* feels like it. She knows how to meow, how to quack, and how to say her favorite food (Noodles!) and a few other choice words and phrases.

I'm a recent transplant to Minneapolis. I just moved here from Pittsburgh in November. I haven't met many people here yet, so I'm just looking to meet some people and make friends; I'm not necessarily looking for dating and romance on here, but I'm certainly open to it.

I'm pretty laid back, for the most part. I have a somewhat dark sense of humor and a serious self-deprecating streak. I'm politically very left-wing, and religiously a non-committed agnostic. I tend to be scientifically and mathematically minded, though I usually enjoy the company of more right-brained folks.

I used to have this really long thing on here, and well... it was really kinda dumb.

So here I am, I'm me, and at times I tend to find myself generally awesome. maybe you'll agree?

Also, I really hate punctuation that may, or may not involve the 'shift' key. But because this is a dating site, I have chosen to override this hatred.

I'm here because the odds of stumbling organically upon someone with my particular caliber of freak are pretty low, and this statistic has held out predictably over the past few years.

Lemme throw out some labels: I'm a libertarian socialist, a progressive feminist with one foot in the gender-bending theoretical milieu, a queer, an agnostic, a lifelong unschooler (first grade was the last year my soul belonged to the public school system until my recent short-lived teaching career, but that's another story), a liberal arts graduate, a jack of all trades, a Texan, a straight-edger (who has a glass of local/organic wine on occasion), a freegan, a couch-surfer, an unapologetic omnivore, an environmentalist, a pianist/composer, a writer, a reader, a nerd, a stickler for proper spelling/punctuation.

Many of these labels are mutually exclusive, it seems; there's always somebody I'm rubbing the wrong way. Hard to find other nonreligious queers who don't smoke anything, hard to find feminist environmentalists who want to make Texas home. You get the idea.